Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Holiday Tea + Teaware Gift Sets!

West China Tea has teamed up with the lovely and talented Austin potter Mary Cotterman to put together a series of limited-edition gift sets for the holidays.  Each set includes a one-of-a-kind handmade matching teapot and teacup, perfect for pouring tea for one, and a 5-tea sampler pack of our most popular farm-direct whole-leaf teas.  There are 9 sets coming out of the kiln this week, and the sampler pack includes Su Mao Feng green tea, Milk Oolong, Mt. Nannuo Raw Black, Mt. Nannuo Pu Er, and Jiao Gu Lan herbal tea in half ounce packs.  $100 each - order yours now before they're gone!
Mary is also taking commissions for teasets for the new year.  Custom designs available at different price levels, and you can buy the tea lover in your life a gift certificate for Christmas.  They can then meet with Mary to give the specifications for their custom set.

$100/set for premade sets including teapot, teacup, and 5 teas.  Custom sets vary in price.

To order your tea set or inquire about custom set gift certificates, email teamaster@westchinateacompany.com.



Monday, December 8, 2014

IndieGoGo Announcement



Greetings fans, supporters and followers of West China Tea Company,

We wanted to personally thank you for all the support we have received on IndieGoGo! We have reached our goal (currently at 136%) and wanted to add more ways you can get involved in our expansion efforts!

Below are initiatives we plan to implement with the following increases in our goal:
Tea Lounge at Art Outside 2014
  • +$640: Class-C Mobile Vending Permit that can enable fresh-brewed tea at Farmer’s Markets (including HOPE that is every Sunday). So you can enjoy fresh-brewed tea ON THE GO!
  • +$1,200: Investment in a traveling Soulpad for events (for example: the Tea Lounge used at Art Outside). To provide relaxing space for our community events.
  • $1,500: Remodeling efforts in Spiderhouse designed for West China Tea (i.e. wall paint, refreshing the vibe for indoor seating for West China Tea community). Who wouldn't want more West China Tea vibes?

We also wanted to keep you in the loop with weekly updates and where we will be:
  • Office Hours (1512 1/2 South Congress) are Tuesday and Wednesday from 2-5 PM this week (shall resume to their normal Tuesday/Wednesday 3-7 PM next week).
  • Every Friday this month (12th & 19th): Gong Fu Cha Lessons at the Tea Gallery (1512 1/2 South Congress between 3-8PM - by reservation only and $30/seat - limited to 5 people max).

Much love and appreciation,

Your friends at West China Tea


Wednesday, October 8, 2014

The Tea in Brief

Dear lord I am terrible at this blogging thing.  Keeping it short so I do it!

1.  Spiderhouse space is coming along.  We'll be serving pots and cups of tea to the good people of Austin's favorite bar  If anyone has any name ideas, let me know.  Current candidates include "West China Tea House", "Ghost King Teahouse", "Bat City Teahouse", and "The Tea Spot" (heheh).

2.  Doing Sunset Tea and Yoga with Practice Yoga!  This will be as fun as it sounds.

3.  Chocolate + Teausdays with Richard Kreuzburg of Chocosutra.  Text 512-387-4770 to make an appointment.
Tuesdays at 7PM.  $8.

That's all I can think of for now.  Little teapost!

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Practice Odd Duck Dreamdance Convergence!

OK so I haven't been blogging every day like I said.  It's really hard.  But I'm working on it.  I'll catch you up.

1.  Monday we had tea with Struan of Practice Yoga, and are excited to announce that we're going to be their tea sponsor.  That means we're going to provide private tea services for their teachers-in-training, hold gong fu cha classes and events there, and pretty much any other fun thing we can think up.  Tea + yoga 4evah!
2.  Tuesday we got our new vacuum sealer and are ready to start implementing our new packaging, which essentially an unabashed rip-off of Yang Qi's cute little paper-wrapped bundles of Yellow Sprout.  I brought over one small test batch of this rare and completely obscure tea from Mengding Mountain and it immediately sold out before I even had the chance to blog about it.

Granted, it is an amazing tea, but that's not why it sold out so fast.  Nobody even knew what it tasted like, they just bought it because it's so charmingly packaged.  And so, henceforth, all of our loose leaf teas will be wrapped into a little bundle and fastened with twine.  We also got scientific with our French Press steeping techniques for restaurants - we have exact dosages, temperatures, and times for milk oolong, zhengshan xiaozhong smoked black tea, su mao feng green tea, and an herbal blend of white chrysanthemum and jiao gu lan, as well as for iced milk oolong which is as awesome as it sounds.
3.  Today (Wednesday) we went and had a delicious lunch at Odd Duck and shared some of the aforementioned iced milk oolong (you make a lot at once) with them.  Odd Duck makes classic rustic dishes with genuine sincerity and inspiration.  This year they won Best New Restaurant in Austin from the Austin Chronicle (Sugar Mama's, another West China Tea Company client, also won a Chronicle award for best bakery).  We're developing a tea program for Odd Duck which is exciting not just because they're a great up-and-coming restaurant in a city full of great restaurants, but because they're not afraid to get super classy.  The teas they'll be carrying are some of our higher end teas - including Zheng Shan Xiao Zhong, the elegant smoked black tea of Wuyi Mountain - that we seldom get to show off.  One day, we're hoping, they will also carry another of our finest second-tier teas, Duck Shit.  Then they can call it Odd Duck Shit.
4.  Coming up:  Fall Equinox Convergence starts on Friday and goes through the weekend!  Tonight is your last chance to pre-register and if you do, and you should, use the code "TEA" to save $10.  The following weekend we'll be heading down to Houston to serve tea at the first Dreamdance of the season.  These monthly conscious ecstatic dance events started in Seattle and are entering their second year in Houston, and on November 12th we'll be doing Dreamdance here in Austin as well. That means we'll be serving tea at, at the very least, two dance parties per month. So I hope you like tea with your conscious revelry, because we bringin' it Texas style.
In other tea news:  Little white tea balls are a thing, more on that later, as well as a belated review of that adorable yellow tea and the mystical tale of Zheng Shan Xiao Zhong by request.  Creeping ever closer to the reality of a teahouse at Spider House, and soon I'll be doing Tuesday office hours at the Wunder-Pilz Tea Gallery on South Congress instead of at the east side warehouse.  We're calling it Teausday.
That's all for now.  It turns out I have more stuff to blog about than I have blog juice.  Ciao tea lovers, out there in tea land.
S-H

Fall Equinox Convergence!

Good news for those of you who missed us at Spring Equinox Convergence: it turns out fall has an equinox too, and we'll be celebrating it at Jacob's Wellspring with tea, cacao, yoga, kirtan, sound healing, workshops and education, and Happy Happy James!! Register with the code "TEA" and get $10 off your retreat package.  Pre-registration ends Wednesday night. 
Come have some positive fun that builds community and promotes physical, spiritual, and environmental health.  

Friday, September 12, 2014

A Teahouse for Austin

When I was little and personal computers were new, we would play some very simple computer games at school.  One of my favorite ones of these was a simulation of running a lemonade stand.  You had to buy the sugar, lemons, and water, and then set your price for a glass of lemonade, choose what your sign would say, and gradually you would build up the amount of materials you could buy and grow your little lemonade business. 
This is how I feel every day, as an actual business owner.  I sell off my tea and save my money and then, next time around, I can buy a little more tea than I had before, and make a little more money.  I put away the surplus profits and use them to buy a sign, or attractive packaging, or something less interesting like buy insurance.  But it all feels like this jolly little simulation, where your success – how often someone actually buys your product – depends on a combination of choices you make and an infinitely complex algorithm that we call fate. 
The basic maneuver is, at its essence, straight arbitrage.  It goes in little escalating waves, like a rollercoaster, getting higher and higher with each pass.  Eventually, hopefully, you build up enough steam to crest the tallest hill and soar down the other side for a while before it all begins again.
The next big hill for my company is a brick and mortar space where we can sell and serve tea.  That’s the beginning of Phase II – controlling the means of acquisition and distribution of the tea. Having a teahouse/teashop means that there’s a real, solid, consistent place that people can go to buy our tea.  Up until now, you could only buy it at HOPE farmer’s market on Sunday, or our East Side headquarters on Tuesdays and Fridays, or a very limited selection scattered amongst a dozen or so local Austin businesses.  Getting over that next hump means that when someone asks me “where can I get your tea?” I can send them to a physical place with normal business hours. 
Soon there will be two places like that.  Under the auspices of Wunder-Pilz kombucha, several of my friends and I have joined forces to create a secluded little upstairs boutique and art gallery space on South Congress.  In addition to West China tea it sells Chocosutra Chocolate, Wunder-Pilz Kombucha, handmade jewelry by Clementine & Co., handmade ceramics by Chris Long, and imported Oaxacan goods.  It’s by-appointment only and features a rotating art installation by different local artists, curated by Katie Rose Pipkin.  It’s small and doesn’t have all of my inventory but it does have the higher-end teas and teawares that I don’t want to bring back and forth to the Farmer’s Market every week, and more importantly, it’s open Monday through Saturday from 2-7. 
The second place is going to be an actual teahouse where people go to drink tea, like the teahouses in China.  Chengdu, my adopted Chinese hometown, is famous for the many traditional teahouses that line the lazy Funan river.  These are generally quiet courtyards and verandas, paved with flagstones and shaded by trees and pots of bamboo.  The leisure-loving people of Chengdu spend hours in the creaky wicker chairs drinking tea, playing ma jiang, reading, and enjoying the breeze and the river. 
Austin’s new teahouse is going to be based on the traditional Chengdu teahouse, and its courtyard will be the broad, brick-paved courtyard of Spider House, an Austin institution tucked away on a tree-lined side street just north of campus, right off the main drag.  Once a coffee shop, now more of a bar, Spider House hosts a fleet of symbiotic mini businesses on its sprawling campus, including several food trucks and a tattoo parlor.  We intend to open next month in a free-standing building at the back of the courtyard, where we will remain true to the core principal of a teahouse and do nothing but serve tea.  No food, no coffee, no sweeteners or milk or lemon or flavorings – just pure tea, by the cup or the pot, and, God willing, we’ll even have a dark, quiet little inside space with cushions and low tables where people can practice the exquisite art of Gong Fu Cha.
My intention is for it to be a distinct entity from West China Tea.  I’m not interested in taking on investors for West China Tea but I’d be willing to for the teahouse, which will essentially be a separate business that buys, prepares, and serves West China Tea.  I’m not sure what I’ll call it yet, but I’ve been toying with Bat City Teahouse.  Austin is Bat City after all, and bats are good luck in Chinese culture, and the West China Tea Company logo is a bat.  I’m open to suggestions on the name! 
We are supposed to open the Spider House space next month, but it all depends on my ability to get the space up to code – that means lots of sinks, apparently – and on Spider House getting their Change of Use approval for the space.  Once it’s open, Austin will have its own Chinese style teahouse, and I’ll finally have a real life lemonade stand.  The anxiety, and the anticipation, of trying to make it a reality forms a knot in my stomach as the rollercoaster climbs, trestle by gut-wrenching trestle, to the precipice of destiny. 

The Tea Gallery is located on South Congress and is open Monday through Saturday, 2-7.  Call 512-387-4770 for directions and to make an appointment.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Tea of Consciousness

It’s 2 AM and I can’t sleep because the words are whirling around inside me like moths looking for an open window.  Writing a post for this blog – I was going to write something about Yellow Tea – has been on my to-do list every day for a long time and I keep trying to start but I keep getting stopped because at the end of the day, the thing I’m writing, it can’t really be what it is because when I’m writing it it feels like an advertisement.  That’s not to say it has to be, but that’s how it was feeling.  So I guess I’m A Little Teapost is going all gonzo meta-tea blog for a while, maybe forever. 
I’m not a naturally disciplined person.  The only way I can convince myself to do something every day is to make it into some kind of ritual – something that you do for its own sake, because it’s sacred, without any anticipation of a material outcome.  
Somehow, promoting myself or my business never felt “sacred” to me, it actually feels very profane on a deep level.  Marxist leanings aside, it’s a personal thing – I’ve tried to approach it with an attitude of sanctity, but it just doesn’t take.  It’s like trying to stick something to the fridge with a Lego.  That doesn’t mean I don’t believe it can be a good, positive thing – some of the best things in life are profane:  Sex, Doritos, pooping.  But to my mind the most profane of all things is money, and the world we live in is one dominated by money, wherein acquiring ever-increasing amounts of capital is an absolute necessity.  Without it, bills pile up, you go into debt, and you’re driven into a kind of existential slavery.  Either you find some way to make money or you’re chewed between the gears of the great Free Market like a pomegranate seed in the teeth of a laughing Shah.
So here I find myself, “balls deep in Capitalism”, as they say.  Importing tea was a natural step for me because I love tea and I had possession of one of the hardest pieces of the puzzle:  direct contact with Chinese tea farmers.  But I don’t just love tea; tea is one of the things I love the most.  I almost love it too much to sell it.  It’s been my hobby, my spiritual practice, and my main form of social interaction for more than a decade.  Selling it puts my ideals at odds with themselves.  Even just two sentences ago, when I mentioned my farm contacts, the affected voice of a used car salesman emerged in my internal narrative, replacing my own voice.  I find myself upon the horns of a dilemma, which is something I always wanted to be able to say I found myself upon.
I’ve resolved this internally by two routes.  The first is based on the postulate {Tea is good for people, therefore, it is good to sell tea to the people}. Even if you don’t invest as much spiritual significance in it as I do, it has been found repeatedly to have beneficial effects on human health, and that’s SCIENCE.  So, even if I’m selling it, at least it’s not hurting people, it’s helping them.  That’s really good and so is spreading tea culture, because tea culture is beautiful and practicing the elegant traditions of other cultures enriches people.  That’s super subjective but I believe it to be true and that’s what really counts, right?  It gives people a way to socialize without alcohol or substances, and teaches patience, quiet reflection, and the appreciation of austere luxury.  And it’s also Chinese culture, which helps promote unity and cultural understanding.  Thusly do I assuage my raging inner Socialist, who remains skeptical.
The second route is based on the postulate {Once the company makes enough money we’ll buy land and establish an alternative society}.  I’m not going to get super into that, because it would be premature, but it’s going to involve a tea farm, badass little wood and earth Chinese houses, aquaponics, and a zeppelin.  What it won’t involve – at least not the actual tea farm and its associated community – is money.  The goal is not to acquire money but to transcend it.  That said, everything leading up to the establishment of the farm will involve rampant money-making, because if you want to make a place where you don’t have to use money, you have to first have a place, and places cost money. This is Phase III of the company’s business model and I’ve been hesitant to talk about it publically but I figure it’s not like tons of people read I’m A Little Teapost.  Anyone who’s willing to read this far through so much stream-of-consciousness nonsense can be privy to my deep-seated counter-Capitalist Utopian ambitions.  Anyways, it’s getting too frustrating to keep on keeping it a secret.  I feel like a chump because trying to hustle things all used-car style is chumpy in the extreme.  I’m not giving up, I’m not saying that the world is ok the way it is and that I’m just going to make my way in it the best I can because it’s all we can do after all.  I’m just building up enough rocket fuel to get a ship out of orbit, far from the gravitational pull of money and the need for propulsion.  It just takes a lot of rocket fuel to get there.
So I’m going to let I’m A Little Teapost be whatever it wants to be.  I’ll just do something in it every day.  I can’t promise it will be good or interesting or even, as this post turned out, mostly about tea.  But it won’t be advertising.  It’ll just be me, talking about my life and my company and whatever else as I attempt to Judo-flip the American dream.  
I also write monthly for a widely-read tea blog, T Ching.  They encourage me to promote myself through my blog contributions and I’m going to ignore the Looney Tunes theme song that cranks to life in my head as I shamelessly promote it to coincide with my latest article being published and post the link, www.Tching.com. I’ll try to keep Business So-Han on that side of the internet. 
Thanks for reading,

Regular So-Han

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

West China Tea Company: The First Six Months


My recent birthday coincided with the 6-month anniversary of when West China Tea Company began doing business in earnest.  To celebrate, we're holding a big white tea and pu er preorder sale.  I also finally forced myself to sit down and write a retrospective of sorts, summing up the last half year.
I started West China Tea Company in August 2012 in Austin, Texas, after returning from two and a half years in China.  Initially it was just a way for me to ensure a steady supply of high quality tea for myself and my tea-loving friends.  After a 3-month sourcing trip the following spring and more than a year of grappling with the intricacies of international trade regulations, West China Tea finally began doing business in earnest in December 2013.  Its first official action was bringing a large, direct shipment of Mt. Nannuo pu er and black tea from the Li family in Southern Yunnan to Austin, Texas.  
Since then, the business has taken on a life of its own, growing at a rapid pace in directions I never could have anticipated.  What started simply as a side project has become a cultural force of which I'm merely a part, carried along by its momentum.  
I'm taking this opportunity just past the 6-month mark to look back on all we've done in our first two quarters of business.  The events, markets, projects, and interactions we've participated in have ranged from predictable to utterly bizarre, and the support we've gotten from the community has been immense.  Without the openness, enthusiasm and patronage of the people and businesses of Austin, none of this would have been possible.  Rather than expand on every item here, I've given each its own blog post which is hyperlinked. And so I present:

West China Tea Company: The First Six Months
If you'd handed me the above list, in the imperative rather than the past tense, and told me I had 6 months to complete it, I would have said it was impossible.  It is thanks to our friends, partners, collaborators, volunteers, customers, and Head of Sales Lacy Quin that we've come as far as we have.  
And still we persist, growing faster than ever.  There are many exciting projects and developments in the coming months, including:
  • The opening of a retail space and art gallery in the Wunderpilz Tea Gallery with Clementine & Co. Jewelry, Chocosutra, Chris Long Ceramics, and other friends above Uncommon Objects
  • The opening of a full-service teahouse in the courtyard of Austin landmark Spiderhouse
  • The launch of a line of tea-leaf jewelry by Clementine & Co.
  • A pu er bing wrapper design competition where the winner will receive a tong of Mt. Nannuo pu er cakes
  • The launch of our new, redesigned website that resembles a weapons shop in a role-playing video game
And other exciting things that are too top secret to divulge at the moment.  And of course, we plan on returning to China in the spring to source more exciting farm-direct teas and exquisite Chinese teaware.  Our gratitude goes to everyone who has helped us on our mission to make Chinese tea culture a part of Austin and America.
Sincerely,
So-Han Fan
Owner, West China Tea Company

Let Them Drink Cakes Sale!

Coinciding with my recent birthday, the company's first half-birthday, and the impending opening of our new spaces at Spider House and on South Congress, we're doing a little fund-raising the old-fashioned way:  By importing mass quantities of tea and selling it at a discount to those who are willing to wait 3 weeks to get it.  All of our pressed Fuding White and Nannuo Pu Er tea cakes improve with age, so now's your chance to get a stockpile laid away!  Everything is discounted 20-30%, and the sale ends August 6th, so act now! You can buy through our Facebook Store or at this Shopify site that I made specifically for the occasion.
CLICK HERE TO BUY TEA CAKES!!!!

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Poo Where? A Brief Treatise on Pu Er, Yunnan's Enigmatic Tea

Pu er tea has achieved widespread popularity in the West in recent years, partly because of its purported health benefits, which include weight loss, its rich, earthy flavor, and its ability to improve with age.  As such, it has found itself, like goji berries and Himalayan salt, at the center of a galaxy of dubious facts and outright myths about its history, benefits, and cultural context.  I myself labored under a host of fanciful misconceptions, acquired over the years from hippy folklore and the black hole of the Internet, that were only set right by going to Yunnan and discussing the topic with the people who have been growing, selling, and drinking pu er tea for generations.  My intention is merely to lay out, as plainly as possible, my own understanding of pu er tea based on my experiences in Yunnan and my own research into this somewhat opaque and confusing topic.
So, what is pu er tea, exactly?  It is something very simple, but explaining it is inconceivably complicated.
In short, it’s a variety of tea from Yunnan, in the southwestern corner of China, picked from large-leafed tea trees and aged.  The varietal is Camellia sinensis x assamica, meaning that it is the same species as green tea, black tea, oolong, white, and yellow tea, but is a distinct varietal.
People often use pu er as a category to refer to aged tea in general, probably because by and large the only aged tea you’ll come into contact with in America is pu er – some fancy places also carry other aged teas like liu bao and Tibetan brick tea, which, together with pu er and a few others, comprise a class known in China as heicha - teas that mature over time as a result of microbial processes.  Heicha translates to “black tea,” while what we call “black tea” in English is known in China as “red tea “ (hongcha).  To make matters worse, many sources will refer to hongcha, as well as oolongs, as being “fermented’ when they are in fact “oxidized”.  
Pu er, and other hei cha, can more properly be called “fermented” because fermentation does occur during the aging process, but more precisely the leaves are subject to a host of aerobic and anaerobic metabolic processes by various fungi and bacteria in a delicate microbial ballet that is more similar to, say, composting than making wine.  Or aging cigars – let’s go with that. 
Trying to describe the tea itself is no easier; because of its dynamic aging process pu er does not have a single consistent color, smell, taste, or even shape.  Broadly, there are two kinds - sheng and shu - and they can both be loose-leaf or pressed into cakes of various forms.  Sheng means “fresh” and that’s what it is – fresh leaves are picked, roasted, dried, possibly pressed, and then allowed to age naturally.  That fascinating process described above happens slowly, such that, over the course of a decade or two, the leaves darken from green to black (hence the name heicha), and the flavor mellows from a bright, fragrant fresh taste to a mild tobacco/oak/dried fruit sort of neighborhood, finally settling into a deep, rich, earthy flavor, which grows more profound and nuanced with age. 
The other variety is called “shu” pu er.  Shu means “ripe”, and it’s made through a modern process (invented in the seventies) called “wo dui” whereby the leaves are piled and repeatedly moistened so that they mature more quickly.  The result is that you can drink it straight off the line and it will already have that earthy, velvety profile like old sheng – and that’s why it was invented in the first place.  
I once asked a tea farmer what the difference between fresh sheng pu er and green tea was.  Both are fragrant, grassy, and sweet.  He said “You can also call it green tea”.  So, apparently, if you’re drinking fresh tea leaves from the ancient trees of Yunnan, it’s green tea, but as soon as you start considering its age as a positive factor in the quality of the tea, it’s raw pu er.  This demonstrates that tea is quantum in nature, and will change states depending on the  observer.

It also demonstrates that categories and nomenclature are artificial designations invented to classify a dazzling array of teas that arose organically.  Not everything fits neatly and unambiguously into one box or another.  Scholarship is noble but don’t let it ruin your day – the farmers who grow it certainly don’t waste their time classifying their tea.  In Yunnan, the predominant philosophy is, and I quote: "good tea is good tea; if you like it, drink it.  Very simple."  

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Wholesales


Fourth Fridays at Tiny Taiga

Visit Tiny Taiga Mon-Fri, 11-6, at: 


And on Facebook

Texas Wild Rice Festival


Loveballs Bus Cuisine Tea Pairing


Woven Tea House

Woven's Facebook page:  https://www.facebook.com/WovenTeahouse
Wunder-Pilz website:  http://wunder-pilz.com/

Slow Food Austin at In.gredients

Slow Food Austin:  http://slowfoodaustin.org/
In.gredients: http://in.gredients.com/

SensualiTEA


Local Teaware


Mr. Natural Diabetes Study

Mr. Natural's website:  
http://www.mrnatural-austin.com/

Dobra Tea

Please visit Dobra at their website:  http://www.dobrateanc.com/

Chocosutra


Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Spring Equinox Convergence

This past spring equinox I participated in a Convergence gathering, where the community came together to share their knowledge, skills, art, music, and to celebrate the equinox.  West China Tea was asked to serve tea in a tipi, and we also supplied some pu er tea to friend Chocosutra proprietor Richard Kreuzburg to use in his cacao elixir for a cacao ceremony.

Monday, July 14, 2014

HOPE Farmers Market

Beginning in May, West China Tea has been a vendor every Sunday at HOPE Farmer’s Market on the east side.  I was also invited to give a presentation about tea with HOPE Play hosted by Ray Ray Mitrano,where I got to serve tea to kids who then drew pictures representing their tea experience.  

Lulu's Birthday

Here are some pictures from Lucian's birthday party, the son of a friend.  He comes over to the tea pavilion with his mom and rides our toy horse and plays with water guns, and he also really enjoys drinking tea (kids almost always enjoy drinking tea) and occasionally making tea - once he picked, processed, and steeped a huge amount of clovers that were growing in Emily's yard. For his birthday he wanted tea, a lion cake, and a lion pinata.  I wore a jester hat and had a flower painted on my face. I really enjoy doing events like these because those kids are always going to remember having fun drinking tea - to them, it won't be something boring that comes from a bag that you drink when you're sick - it will be something magical and exciting, as it should be.